☕ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
☕ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
☕ A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
☕ A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
☕ A good executive is a person who will share the credit with the person who did all the work.
☕ A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
☕ A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.
☕ A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
☕ A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
☕ A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.
☕ Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
☕ Abundance is not about how much money you have... It's how you feel about what you have.
☕ Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does!
☕ After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
☕ All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
☕ All my life I have wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
☕ All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband someday.
☕ Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
☕ An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
☕ Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
☕ Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
☕ Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
☕ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
☕ Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men.
☕ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
☕ Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.
☕ Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.
☕ Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
☕ Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
☕ Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
☕ Don't complain about free gifts.
☕ Don't start making plans for something until it is a reality, rather than a pleasant speculation.
☕ Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
☕ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
☕ Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
☕ Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
☕ For your information, I would like to ask a question.
☕ Friendship is essentially a partnership.
☕ Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
☕ He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
☕ He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
☕ He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
☕ I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
☕ I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
☕ I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
☕ I have never been married, but I tell people I am divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
☕ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
☕ I have watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
☕ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
☕ I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
☕ I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
☕ I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
☕ I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
☕ I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
☕ I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
☕ I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.
☕ I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
☕ I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
☕ I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth. Then I learned that there were laws against suicide.
☕ I would like to start from scratch. Where is scratch?
☕ If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
☕ If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
☕ If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
☕ If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
☕ If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
☕ If two people were exactly alike, one of them would be unnecessary.
☕ If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
☕ If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
☕ If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
☕ If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
☕ If you don't laugh at yourself once in a while, others will.
☕ If you fail to plan, you're planning to fail.
☕ If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
☕ In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
☕ Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
☕ Isn't it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're leaving?
☕ It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
☕ It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.
☕ It is always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
☕ It is dangerous to be right when the boss is wrong.
☕ It is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is from the top.
☕ Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
☕ Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
☕ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass - It's about learning to dance in the rain!
☕ Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
☕ Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
☕ Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
☕ Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
☕ My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
☕ My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
☕ My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
☕ Never argue with an idiot they'll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.
☕ Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
☕ Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
☕ Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
☕ No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
☕ No one cares what you do. They care WHY you do it.
☕ No one is listening until you fart.
☕ Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.
☕ Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
☕ Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
☕ Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
☕ One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average.
☕ People change and forget to tell each other.
☕ People who snore always fall asleep first.
☕ Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
☕ Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
☕ Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
☕ Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
☕ Stress is a message. It is a personal invitation to make a change for the better.
☕ Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
☕ Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.
☕ Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.
☕ The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
☕ The best way to predict your future is to create it.
☕ The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
☕ The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
☕ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
☕ The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
☕ The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
☕ The only thing worse than training employees and losing them is to not train them and keep them.
☕ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
☕ The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
☕ The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.
☕ The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
☕ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
☕ There are three sides of an argument: your side, my side and the right side.
☕ There are two things losers say: "I can't do it" and "I can't afford it."
☕ There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love.
☕ There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
☕ There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
☕ To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
☕ To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
☕ Today is the last day of some of your life.
☕ Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
☕ Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
☕ Two things to remember in life: "Take care of your thoughts when you're alone" and "Take care of your words when you're with people."
☕ War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
☕ We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
☕ What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
☕ What do you do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
☕ What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
☕ What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?
☕ When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
☕ Who says nothing is impossible. I have been doing nothing for years.
☕ Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
☕ Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves.
☕ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
☕ Why the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
☕ Without geography, you're nowhere.
☕ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
☕ Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
☕ Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'.
☕ You're never too old to learn something stupid.
☕ You are the same today as you'll be in five years except for two things, the books you read and the people you meet.
☕ You can observe a lot by just watching.
☕ You certainly take a long time making your pointless.
☕ A busy man's desk has no dust on it.
☕ A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
☕ A goal is a dream with a deadline.
☕ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
☕ A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
☕ A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
☕ A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
☕ Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.
☕ Always give without remembering and always receive without forgetting.
☕ An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
☕ An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
☕ Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
☕ Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
☕ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
☕ Be patient and keep struggling.
☕ Be quick to praise, slower to criticize.
☕ Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.
☕ Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.
☕ Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others.
☕ Curiosity killed the cat.
☕ Do not aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
☕ Do not complain about free gifts.
☕ Do not cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
☕ Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
☕ Do not pry into other's business.
☕ Do not solve problems until they happen.
☕ Do not steal. The government hates competition.
☕ Do not wish it was easier; wish you were better.
☕ Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
☕ Each time you seek to change another, ask yourself this: What will be served by this change - my pride, my pleasure, or my profit?
☕ Energy and persistence conquer all things.
☕ Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
☕ Everyone will get a period of success or satisfaction during his lifetime.
☕ Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
☕ Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
☕ First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
☕ Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune.
☕ Friends are those wonderful people who know all about you and still like you.
☕ Get help from qualified people.
☕ Happiness formula is "Do your best and feel good about it"
☕ Unhappiness formula is "Compare yourself to others"
☕ Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy.
☕ He puts the blame on the tools to save his own failure.
☕ He who stops being better stops being good.
☕ Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
☕ How terrible it was to love people when you could not really share their lives!
☕ If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him.
☕ If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. It's the hard that makes it great.
☕ If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
☕ If we are waiting for news about someone, it is probably good if we hear nothing because 'bad news' would arrive quickly.
☕ If we have a problem, we may find the answer after a good night's sleep.
☕ If we have the determination to do something, we can always find the path or method to do it.
☕ If you have a dream, give it a chance to happen.
☕ If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
☕ If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you.
☕ If you light a lamp for someone else it will also brighten your path.
☕ If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
☕ If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
☕ If you want to be successful, you must either have a chance or take one.
☕ If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
☕ If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
☕ In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
☕ Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
☕ It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test.
☕ It is better not to be taught at all than to be taught badly.
☕ It is better to regret what you have done than what you have not.
☕ It is easier to stay out than get out.
☕ It is not what you look at that matters, it is what you see.
☕ It is not what we begin but what we finish that counts.
☕ It is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
☕ It is success only if it works.
☕ Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again.
☕ Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
☕ Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.
☕ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
☕ Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
☕ Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
☕ Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we should dance.
☕ Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
☕ Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
☕ Lying is done with words and also with silence.
☕ Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
☕ Many fine things can be done in a day if you do not always make that day tomorrow.
☕ Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
☕ Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working.
☕ Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
☕ Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
☕ Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
☕ Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
☕ Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
☕ Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
☕ No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.
☕ No one is listening until you make a mistake.
☕ No wise man ever wished to be younger.
☕ Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.
☕ Not spending is the same as earning money.
☕ Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
☕ One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
☕ Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
☕ Only those who are blameless should blame others.
☕ Opportunities do not come to those who wait. They are captured by those who attack.
☕ Our lives are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.
☕ People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
☕ People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
☕ Repair something before the damage is too great.
☕ Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
☕ Seize the opportunity when it's available.
☕ Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear, brilliant is when you know which half.
☕ Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
☕ Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.
☕ Some work only when the boss watches.
☕ Something that is easy to learn is easy to forget.
☕ Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
☕ Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.
☕ Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted.
☕ Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying.
☕ Success is never wondering what if.
☕ Success is simple. Do what is right, the right way, at the right time.
☕ Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
☕ Success is not permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
☕ Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
☕ Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
☕ The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
☕ The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
☕ The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.
☕ The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
☕ The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
☕ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
☕ The greatest mistake you can make is to continually fearing you will make one.
☕ The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
☕ The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.
☕ The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they do not have any.
☕ The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
☕ The only real mistake is the one from which you learn nothing.
☕ The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
☕ The price of greatest is responsibility.
☕ The problem is past - move on.
☕ The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
☕ The real secret of success is enthusiasm.
☕ The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.
☕ The sun is always shining; you need only remove the clouds.
☕ The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well.
☕ The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
☕ There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.
☕ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
☕ There are no things that have no positive sides.
☕ There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
☕ There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
☕ There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
☕ They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
☕ Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
☕ This one step - choosing a goal and staying to it - changes everything.
☕ To be wrong is nothing, unless you insist on remembering it.
☕ To succeed, we must first believe that we can.
☕ Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
☕ Wait for success to celebrate.
☕ We cannot know what it's like just by looking at the front or back cover. This proverb can be applied to everything, not only books.
☕ We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
☕ We do not have to pay for the things that are really valuable, like love, friendship, good health etc.
☕ We should not interfere in other people's business. We should live our own lives and let others live their lives.
☕ What appears to be the end of the road may simply be a bend in the road.
☕ What counts is not the number of hours you put in, but how much you put in the hours.
☕ What the mind can conceive and believe, the body can achieve.
☕ What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.
☕ When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
☕ When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
☕ When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
☕ When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
☕ When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
☕ When one of your dreams comes true, you begin to look at the others more carefully.
☕ Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Live each day as if your life had just begun.
☕ When you like your work every day is a holiday.
☕ Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
☕ Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
☕ Will you look back on life and say, "I wish I had," or "I am glad I did"?
☕ Work when you are able.
☕ Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are and your reputation is who people think you are.
☕ You always pass failure on the way to success.
☕ You always take pride when your child succeeds.
☕ You appreciate people more when you miss them.
☕ You can judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
☕ You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.
☕ You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
☕ You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.
☕ You never know what you got till it is gone.
☕ You will have everything in life you want, if you just help other people get what they want.
☕ You were born to win, but to be a winner you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.
☕ You will never win if you never begin.